I am a:
Former gymnast who's still obsessed with the sport (as implied by my name)
Leotard fanatic (for males and females both)
One-time ballet dancer who tried it and sucked so bad she doesn't have the right to call herself "ballerina"
Aspiring artist who can't draw worth shit
"Antisocial nonconformist contrarian" who hates to admit that she's just like everyone else
One-piece swimsuit enthusiast (because God knows I don't look good in a bikini)
Straight woman who likes male crossdressers (but only hot ones)
Occasional weird fetish conniesseur (is that how you spell that word?)
D&D fanatic (are there any non-fanatical D&D players?
I make childish artwork in MS paint. Or made--before the computer that stored all my childish scribbles died. Sigh......
RIP--The Computer that Jennifer stored all her work on
I'm one of this people with weird fetishes that only exist online and can't survive on their own in any sort of natural environment. Half the stuff I like should get me institutionalized. The other half should also get me institutionalized, but I'm safe because the other half is stuff that people other than me like as well.
In case you're wondering about some of the stuff in my favorites, I'm not entirely straight. The closest I could come is bi......ish. I like hot girls (as evidenced by the fact that they make up 99.9% of my favorites on dA ) but so far I've only fallen in LOVE with guys. So yeah. But chicks' boobs and butts all the way.
I also occasionally favorite large quantities of lesbian My Little Pony fanart. Don't judge.
If you can take the time to leave a favorite, please, please, please take the time to leave a comment as well. I love to hear what you guys have to say and I can't do that if you don't comment!
(I've only got 5 deviations up at the moment, it's not like you've got much to choose from)
Thanks! It means a lot to me.
If, for some reason, you ever wanna send me an email, shoot it on over to email@example.com. (Who uses Lycos anymore, amiright? )
Also, you know that "thanks for the favorite" shiz? Where you go to someone who favorited your work's page and say "Thanks for faving"? Yeah. I don't do that. I'm waaaaaaay to lazy to comment the same thing on 20 different people's page. Assume that I unless I say otherwise, I am ALWAYS grateful to you for faving. Thankies!