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Jennifer Secretlastname
United States
I am a:
Former gymnast who's still obsessed with the sport (as implied by my name)
Leotard fanatic (for males and females both)
One-time ballet dancer who tried it and sucked so bad she doesn't have the right to call herself "ballerina"
Aspiring artist who can't draw worth shit
"Antisocial nonconformist contrarian" who hates to admit that she's just like everyone else
One-piece swimsuit enthusiast (because God knows I don't look good in a bikini)
Straight woman who likes male crossdressers (but only hot ones)
Occasional weird fetish conniesseur (is that how you spell that word?)

I make childish artwork in MS paint. Or made--before the computer that stored all my childish scribbles died. Sigh......

RIP--The Computer that Jennifer stored all her work on

I'm one of this people with weird fetishes that only exist online and can't survive on their own in any sort of natural environment.

If you can take the time to leave a favorite, please, please, please take the time to leave a comment as well. I love to hear what you guys have to say and I can't do that if you don't comment! :p
(I've only got 3 deviations up at the moment, it's not like you've got much to choose from)
Thanks! It means a lot to me. :)
So :iconglee-chan: introduced me recently to the glass-is-half-full game with her journal Glass is Half Full here. It's pretty simple, all you have to do is post 10 things you hate, but include one positive thing about each one. Enjoy!

In no particular order,

10. I hate every movie Adam Sandler's ever been in.

Except Punch-Drunk Love.

9. I hate Channing Tatum and his army of fangirls who think he's god's gift to women.

I'm still gonna go see Jupiter Ascending, though.

8. I can't stand Jonah Hill either. His stupid fat face enrages me to an illogical degree.

But he has been in some good movies.

7. I hate what they've done to the new movie version of "The Giver". That was one of my favorite books and now Hollywood's taken a giant shit all over it.

But at least it has Jeff Bridges and Meryl Streep.

6. I loathe, loathe, loathe, loathe, LOATHE Rush Limbaugh. I hate how he gets paid more in a year than the rest of us will make in our entire lives to spout racist nonsensical bullshit. He's just about my least favorite human being on the planet.

But he smokes cigars so much that I at least have the hope he'll one day die of lung cancer.

5. Shia LeBouf. Self-explanatory.

But he's retiring from public life, so I can hope that means he's retiring from movies as well.

4. Homestuck........yeah........I hate the art style, I just don't see the immediate appeal, and no one has ever given me a satisfying description other than "you need to read it" or "just read it and you'll understand". Sorry, no thanks, I don't have that much of my life to invest in reading what.........1000+ pages of nonsense? Also, Andrew Hussie seems like a complete douche, in all honesty.

But at least it's too far from mainstream to ever warrant a movie or any other kind of adaptation.

3. I loathe Seth MacFarlane, his stupid movies, and his even stupider cartoons with a fiery passion.

But he helped make Neil DeGrasse Tyson's Cosmos, so at least MacFarlane's not a complete idiot.

2. Johnny Test is the worst goddamn cartoon that has ever been created by human beings. Seriously.

But it's getting cancelled now. There is a God, praise the Lord!

1. Sonic OCs, cartoon character fetishes and other weird crap that pops up in my dA searches without my consent. Can't there be a way to block it from my search results somehow?

But at least it's always worth an awkward, cringe-inducing sort of embarrassed laugh.

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Scarlettletters Featured By Owner 2 hours ago  Professional Writer
Thanks for the fave!
anunnaki888 Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Professional Digital Artist
are you really a man?
AgonizingSwordfish Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks for the fav! Nana, look what I have and you dont! 
weird-anime-girl Featured By Owner 3 days ago
Thanks so much for faving "B is for Ballet"! That really means a lot to me =D
TyphonArt Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Student Digital Artist
Ty for the fav!
CTalmage Featured By Owner 6 days ago   Digital Artist
Thanks for the favorite!
BlazeTheDalmatian Featured By Owner 6 days ago  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you for the favorite. There will be more cute pics of Marshall soon. Yes, in his leotard :)
rlkirkland Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you for finding favor in 'Bombadil' Jennifer. :sun:
Encouragement is a wonderful thing! :)
ANIMEvIsHaL Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
thanks much for the fav! <3
ForTheLoveOfFoxes Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thanks for the fave :3
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